Fidget Spinners have recently become the in thing – originally designed to help those that suffer with anxiety of ADHD, it was only a matter of time before something so innocent, became something soooo… ‘alternative’!
Cue the fidget butt plug!
Quite possibly a natural follow up to fidget spinner porn (in some people’s eyes), the fidget spinner butt plug might not be what you would expect (then again it may well be).
The fidget spinner butt plug is quite simply a butt plug with a fidget spinner stuck on the end presumably because, using a fidget spinner as a butt plug would not only be daft but would probably result in an embarrassing meeting with a surgeon for removal!
Not a pleasant thought – no ma’am!
Anyway, where on earth would one purchase such an item (hypothetically of course)?
From Etsy…where else!
The seller (GlowFYourself) states, the fidget spinner butt plus is; Here to help keep that A$$ focused, we present to you our custom made fidget spinner butt plugs!
That’s right friends, help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own spinning booty toy!
Shocking description right? But sensationalism sells after all, doesn’t it?
After picking my jaw up from the floor, I found it way more entertaining noticing that if you look hard enough, you can see the reflection of what we can only presume to be the seller, in the actual butt plug itself.
Now in my opinion, that’s what you call making yourself look like an ass!