Pokémoan sex toys, yes this is really a thing!

You just KNEW it was going to happen what with the over excitement around the new Pokémon Go game and what not…

As crass and as wrong as it may seem, there is indeed a brand new range of sex toys launched by Geeky Sex Toys called… *drum roll… Pokémoan – a collection of sex toys inspired by Pokémon!

There are 4 toys to choose from and the company use the slogan; Gotta get em all to encourage sales!

Priced between $50-$199 (roughly £38 – £150), Geeky Sex Toys invite you to; become the ultimate Pokémoan master with your new silicone friends. Let your imagination run wild as you play under the sheets. Choose your new companion wisely, the pokésex data below has all the information you will need [cite].

Take your pick from the following:

Piky: essentially just a yellow butt plug…probably not for beginners!

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Charmy: a thin dildo with a large, pointed, flaming tail standing at 18cm tall and 4cm wide.

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Bulby: designed for deep stimulation, this dildo has a large seed tip that guarantees pleasure.

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Squirty: this blue toy has a grooved turtle shell on its back which makes it ideal for women to stimulate their G spot.

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All the toys are made using 100% skin safe silicone!

Click this link for more information and to purchase your Pokémoan dildos!